1. To induce labor in a mare? Take a nap.
2. To cure equine constipation? Load them in a clean trailer.
3. To cure equine insomnia? Take them in a halter class.
4. To get a horse to wash their own feet? Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water.
5. To get a mare to come in heat? Take her to a show.
6. To get a mare in foal the first cover? Let the wrong stallion get out of his stall.
7. To get a show horse to set up perfect and really stretch? Get him out late at night or anytime no one is a round to see him.
8. To induce a cold snap in the weather? Clip a horse.
9. To make it rain? Mow a field of hay.
10. To make a small fortune in the horse business? Start with a large one.
A friend emialed this to me and I thought it was good (and true!) so I am sharing.
Heather - Ohio
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